Why, Facebook...why...?

So, this morning, I wake up and innocently log on to Facebook because I have no life. It kind of felt like walking into my bedroom, then realizing I've mistakenly sauntered into Hell, because instead of the expected familiar joy and happiness, the walls are covered in the blood of bunny sacrifices, the chick from the ring is roiling around in a corner, chunks of baby are festering on the ground and worst of all, licorice, the Snack of Evil and Horror, is dripping off the ceiling.

What should have been.

Break-ups: the Breakdown.

Ever had that burning sensation in your pants heart that told you that you and your significant other have reached the end of the road? I've known people who are desperate to get out of relationships that clearly aren't working, but won't. Because they don't have a reason. And you know, you HAVE to give a reason. Otherwise the conversation will end something like:

Until you tell me why, we ain't broken up!!
Welcome to this relationship, bitch!!!

and then you'll be stuck with her/him forever in limbo. This is where I come in. You're like, totally welcome.

Noodle of the day: Pikachu Noodle :)

No explanations :) just doodles on noodles :)

Things guys need to know about girls.

There is no way you have some sort of connection to the internet without having come across one of those lists. Actually, it is a well known fact all these lists are excerpts from a secret, hidden scroll that also documents the elusive Meaning Of Life. If there’s any evidence contradicting this, know that it is a conspiracy of filth and lies!